Frankincense
Tuesday, 23 December 2025 20:25A quick chiropractor appoint
Set me up with much better felt joints
But right after food
Candy canes we pursued
And the frankincense cloud left me faint
-K Royka, 12/23/2025
Set me up with much better felt joints
But right after food
Candy canes we pursued
And the frankincense cloud left me faint
-K Royka, 12/23/2025
Rejected video for Festivus
Tuesday, 23 December 2025 10:20Rejected video for Spartans post
Monday, 22 December 2025 09:24I found better videos, including two of my own, for Spartans at the Macy's Parade for a drum corps Christmas.
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Monday, 22 December 2025 02:07Back at the beginning of the month, I decided for (Actual-not-Accidental) Advent to read something with 24 volumes... and I came up with Hikaru no Go, which has 23. But then I realized Whistle! has 24 and I can probably read and let go of that... While I started Whistle!... I have instead stuck with HikaGo. (Whoops?) And while my first time through HikaGo to completion was only a couple of years ago, I feel kind of different about it? Certain things really are telegraphed quite well and it's very clear the series ends with vol. 17, which is a little awkward considering it's a 23 volume series. (vol. 18 gets a pass as it's bonus/short stories) I feel like 19-23 is trying to set up something that just isn't strong enough to keep going, and while it should have ended sooner, ending where it did is fine.
I'll keep working my way through Whistle! as well. I know I haven't read it since I moved, and all I really remember is "soccer manga".
I'm also watching Gundam Wing, in earnest, in order to watch Endless Waltz on Xmas. It probably won't come as a surprise if I say the pacing is a bit different than I remember through the first bits. Somewhere between or after Whistle!, I should probably do all the Wing manga but especially Glory.
I need to get to the main library to pick up a 3D print. IDK if I mentioned my last one, but I fully intend to take advantage of this print-on-demand service. (x amount free, very cheap after) Aside from various Gundam add-ons and conversions, there are people just making original model kits and putting them out there for free. Amazing.
(You wouldn't download a Gundam?! Yeah it turns out we all would, I think. Someone made the conversion piece I've always wanted and holy shit, yeah. Yeah.)
I'll keep working my way through Whistle! as well. I know I haven't read it since I moved, and all I really remember is "soccer manga".
I'm also watching Gundam Wing, in earnest, in order to watch Endless Waltz on Xmas. It probably won't come as a surprise if I say the pacing is a bit different than I remember through the first bits. Somewhere between or after Whistle!, I should probably do all the Wing manga but especially Glory.
I need to get to the main library to pick up a 3D print. IDK if I mentioned my last one, but I fully intend to take advantage of this print-on-demand service. (x amount free, very cheap after) Aside from various Gundam add-ons and conversions, there are people just making original model kits and putting them out there for free. Amazing.
(You wouldn't download a Gundam?! Yeah it turns out we all would, I think. Someone made the conversion piece I've always wanted and holy shit, yeah. Yeah.)
Postponed video for Yule
Sunday, 21 December 2025 11:36This short was too duplicative of the headline video in 'Krampus: Origins of the Yuletide Monster' by PBS Storied plus Krampus on 'SNL' for Yule 2025. Next year.
Tipping
Saturday, 20 December 2025 19:58If dinosaurs had thoughts, what were they thinking
Just before the asteroid did collide?
Does it match the feeling like we're sinking
As we look around this planet wide?
It's hard to see the year is nearly over
The only thing I've managed is my verse
While meanwhile people out there on the front lines
Are facing so much louder and much worse
I know our lives are not a competition
My health does not require your broken bones
And ignorance is not the best tuition
Nor kindness as a cover-up for sins
-K Royka, 12/20/2025
Just before the asteroid did collide?
Does it match the feeling like we're sinking
As we look around this planet wide?
It's hard to see the year is nearly over
The only thing I've managed is my verse
While meanwhile people out there on the front lines
Are facing so much louder and much worse
I know our lives are not a competition
My health does not require your broken bones
And ignorance is not the best tuition
Nor kindness as a cover-up for sins
-K Royka, 12/20/2025
Busy Busy
Saturday, 20 December 2025 02:03The month has certainly gotten away from me- what do you mean Christmas is in a few days?
Thank you to everyone who has sent cards! I have, embarrassingly, completely lost track of things. ^^;; But I have also sent a lot of things... and would feel good about the state of my gifting overall except I have one amazon order from the beginning of the month that hasn't budged!. I suspect next year I will either need to pester people for wishlists at the beginning of November or see if we can skip the 'zon altogether. (Also a few packages out in the void but that's starting to clear up and that's certainly the weather affecting things at this point.)
I have one more day of work left this year, and then nearly two weeks off. I suppose the main thing I need to do is clean/sort/organize. Yet again, not having any clue what I own threatened to bite me in the ass. (Saved! ...by my laziness. I hadn't actually bought the thing I thought I needed but already had.) So, 2026 will be the year of the whole-place inventory and likely clean-out. Maybe I can just start doing a monthly giveaway post?
Finished up RG Exia and put him in the Mangar. Next is a 30MM Horse, which is part of the D&D party that I ordered at Thanksgiving: RG Justice, HG Calibarn, SD Dynames, 30MF Priest, and 30MM Horse. I didn't order a D&D party on purpose! Just... once everyone was in my cart I was just 'lol, this sure is an assortment, or more like a D&D party...'
Neighbor D's memorial service is also today. It's fairly late in the day, so I'm just going to drop by briefly, but I also wouldn't miss it.
Thank you to everyone who has sent cards! I have, embarrassingly, completely lost track of things. ^^;; But I have also sent a lot of things... and would feel good about the state of my gifting overall except I have one amazon order from the beginning of the month that hasn't budged!. I suspect next year I will either need to pester people for wishlists at the beginning of November or see if we can skip the 'zon altogether. (Also a few packages out in the void but that's starting to clear up and that's certainly the weather affecting things at this point.)
I have one more day of work left this year, and then nearly two weeks off. I suppose the main thing I need to do is clean/sort/organize. Yet again, not having any clue what I own threatened to bite me in the ass. (Saved! ...by my laziness. I hadn't actually bought the thing I thought I needed but already had.) So, 2026 will be the year of the whole-place inventory and likely clean-out. Maybe I can just start doing a monthly giveaway post?
Finished up RG Exia and put him in the Mangar. Next is a 30MM Horse, which is part of the D&D party that I ordered at Thanksgiving: RG Justice, HG Calibarn, SD Dynames, 30MF Priest, and 30MM Horse. I didn't order a D&D party on purpose! Just... once everyone was in my cart I was just 'lol, this sure is an assortment, or more like a D&D party...'
Neighbor D's memorial service is also today. It's fairly late in the day, so I'm just going to drop by briefly, but I also wouldn't miss it.
Shatter
Friday, 19 December 2025 21:36It's just a frozen turkey
But now the shelf is broken
And shards of glass are coating
The bottom freezer drawers
I had to sweep the glass up
My daughter cut her thumb up
I even cut my foot up
On glass that hit the floor
This was a day of freedom
A first day of vacation
Instead a microcosm
Of this whole year before
I hope tomorrow's better
And maybe next year's better
Than all the painful shatterings
And glass shards on the floor!
-K Royka, 12/19/2025
But now the shelf is broken
And shards of glass are coating
The bottom freezer drawers
I had to sweep the glass up
My daughter cut her thumb up
I even cut my foot up
On glass that hit the floor
This was a day of freedom
A first day of vacation
Instead a microcosm
Of this whole year before
I hope tomorrow's better
And maybe next year's better
Than all the painful shatterings
And glass shards on the floor!
-K Royka, 12/19/2025
meme
Friday, 19 December 2025 22:10Going to bed soon. But I found something I needed:
https://memed.io/laser-eyes-meme-maker
Makes glowing eyes for meme. You can combine it with the deep frier: https://deepfriedmemes.com/


I am close to my finish line.
I work 40hr this week and will be busy on Christmas, but this might be done before January. I might be free for next year.
https://memed.io/laser-eyes-meme-maker
Makes glowing eyes for meme. You can combine it with the deep frier: https://deepfriedmemes.com/


I am close to my finish line.
TODO:
- SPAG check / edit remaining four pages
- Upload new graphics
- Redraw old mascot
- Draft email and Discord messages
- Draft [redacted] message
- Find and replace old usernames
- Change URL
- Upload new stuff
- Squat old username and upload new splash
- Upload new graphics
- Redraw old mascot
- Draft email and Discord messages
- Draft [redacted] message
- Find and replace old usernames
- Change URL
- Upload new stuff
- Squat old username and upload new splash
yay
Friday, 19 December 2025 18:011. Inching close to The Rebrand. I have a few more pages left. If I finish by next week, the only thing I have left are to draw assets.
2. I've decided to stop dieting the way I do. My method of "trying to lose weight" was "calorie counting and eating less" which... isn't working out. My impulse control has improved by drinking inositol this year and it helped me go down 3 pant sizes and 1-2 shirt sizes, but I'm lowkey starving myself by not eating much. It's impacted my brain functions, when I have "low calorie/food" days I have a hard time thinking and doing what I need. So I'm not going to obsess over eating under 1500 calories, just being a bit better. I bought tomatos, eggs, and avocados, and I had a really good breakfast days ago by having that on a rice cracker.
3. I've been addicted to Monster energy. I quit in September because it fucked up my teeth, but went back last month because I worked so many hours before Sonic Expo. Sometimes I really need at least one to get through my shifts. Now I'm trying to cut back again, because out of my two vices, I spend more money on Monster than Littlest Pet Shop toys. My work lets employees have free Red Bulls in the back, so I was drinking those. The issue is, people drank all the regular Red Bulls... and the zero flavor is disgusting, as is the juneberry. So if we don't get normal Red Bulls again tomorrow I may drink ONE Monster a day. Ugh.
Hopefully I will get that bad tooth in the back removed next year... I just don't have time I find a dentist with my work insurance, and then get an appointment on a day off.
4. I'm also cutting down on sleep aides. I'm still taking them, but I realized 5mg of melatonin and 25mg of Diphenhydramine is actually better than 5.5mg and 50mg. I've had trouble getting out of bed or waking up at night on higher doses, so I'll continue this smaller dose on work nights.
5. Speaking of Littlest Pet Shops, my work has holiday-themed blind bags. I got 3 out of 4 so far. Unfortunately, I got a dupe of the rabbit, so I might double check the codes to get the deer. I got the tiger yesterday, and I like it enough to keep as-is instead of modding. Same with the rabbit. I like the deer too and really want it. The penguin on the other hand goes in my "to trade at conventions" bag, lol.
6. My Bluesky domain stopped working last week and the site I got it on, handles.club, is down. It was inevitable, honestly. Giving out people free domains isn't going to last long when meme ones like .pizza, .wine, .voda, .men, etc. are expensive to renew. So I am not getting my .pizza meme domain back because it's very expensive. I might buy a domain after I rebrand, I just don't know which. I figured something like .xyz.
7. My time off request on the 23rd was rejected, so I'm working for the next few days. I REALLY hate last minute shoppers. I almost had a panic attack on the day before Thanksgiving due to complete idiots shopping last minute. The kicker is EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT!!! For the love of god, stay home on the 23rd. Don't order online. Leave me alone!
2. I've decided to stop dieting the way I do. My method of "trying to lose weight" was "calorie counting and eating less" which... isn't working out. My impulse control has improved by drinking inositol this year and it helped me go down 3 pant sizes and 1-2 shirt sizes, but I'm lowkey starving myself by not eating much. It's impacted my brain functions, when I have "low calorie/food" days I have a hard time thinking and doing what I need. So I'm not going to obsess over eating under 1500 calories, just being a bit better. I bought tomatos, eggs, and avocados, and I had a really good breakfast days ago by having that on a rice cracker.
3. I've been addicted to Monster energy. I quit in September because it fucked up my teeth, but went back last month because I worked so many hours before Sonic Expo. Sometimes I really need at least one to get through my shifts. Now I'm trying to cut back again, because out of my two vices, I spend more money on Monster than Littlest Pet Shop toys. My work lets employees have free Red Bulls in the back, so I was drinking those. The issue is, people drank all the regular Red Bulls... and the zero flavor is disgusting, as is the juneberry. So if we don't get normal Red Bulls again tomorrow I may drink ONE Monster a day. Ugh.
Hopefully I will get that bad tooth in the back removed next year... I just don't have time I find a dentist with my work insurance, and then get an appointment on a day off.
4. I'm also cutting down on sleep aides. I'm still taking them, but I realized 5mg of melatonin and 25mg of Diphenhydramine is actually better than 5.5mg and 50mg. I've had trouble getting out of bed or waking up at night on higher doses, so I'll continue this smaller dose on work nights.
5. Speaking of Littlest Pet Shops, my work has holiday-themed blind bags. I got 3 out of 4 so far. Unfortunately, I got a dupe of the rabbit, so I might double check the codes to get the deer. I got the tiger yesterday, and I like it enough to keep as-is instead of modding. Same with the rabbit. I like the deer too and really want it. The penguin on the other hand goes in my "to trade at conventions" bag, lol.
6. My Bluesky domain stopped working last week and the site I got it on, handles.club, is down. It was inevitable, honestly. Giving out people free domains isn't going to last long when meme ones like .pizza, .wine, .voda, .men, etc. are expensive to renew. So I am not getting my .pizza meme domain back because it's very expensive. I might buy a domain after I rebrand, I just don't know which. I figured something like .xyz.
7. My time off request on the 23rd was rejected, so I'm working for the next few days. I REALLY hate last minute shoppers. I almost had a panic attack on the day before Thanksgiving due to complete idiots shopping last minute. The kicker is EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT!!! For the love of god, stay home on the 23rd. Don't order online. Leave me alone!
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Tuesday, 16 December 2025 20:40Some days
Every single word is just more of a chore
And some days
Crawlin' beggin' pleadin' to get rest a bit more
-K Royka, 12/16/2025
Every single word is just more of a chore
And some days
Crawlin' beggin' pleadin' to get rest a bit more
-K Royka, 12/16/2025
Chamomile tea is very soothing
Monday, 15 December 2025 04:17"Chamomile tea is very soothing."
/ˌkæməˈmaɪl tiː ɪz ˈvɛri ˈsuːðɪŋ/
Ромашковий чай дуже заспокоює.
"The alchemists sought to transmute lead into gold."
/ðə ˈælkəmɪsts sɔːt tuː trænsˈmjuːt liːd ˈɪntuː ɡoʊld/
Алхіміки прагнули перетворити свинець на золото.
"Garlic has been used as a natural remedy for centuries."
/ˈɡɑːrlɪk hæz bɪn juːzd æz ə ˈnætʃrəl ˈrɛmədi fɔːr ˈsɛntʃəriz/
Часник використовується як природний засіб протягом століть.
"If you get a scratch while hiking, you can crush a plantain leaf and apply it."
/ɪf juː ɡɛt ə skratʃ waɪl ˈhaɪkɪŋ, juː kæn krʌʃ ə ˈplæn.tɪn liːf ænd əˈplaɪ ɪt/
Якщо ви подряпаєтесь під час походу, ви можете розтерти листок подорожника і прикласти його.
"A cup of peppermint tea is excellent for digestion."
/ə kʌp əv ˈpɛpərmɪnt tiː ɪz ˈɛksələnt fɔːr dɪˈdʒɛstʃən/
Чашка м'ятного чаю чудово підходить для травлення.
"In spring, many people collect nettle leaves to make a nutritious soup."
/ɪn sprɪŋ, ˈmɛni ˈpiːpl kəˈlɛkt ˈnɛtl liːvz tuː meɪk ə nuːˈtrɪʃəs suːp/
Навесні багато людей збирають листя кропиви, щоб приготувати поживний суп.
/ˌkæməˈmaɪl tiː ɪz ˈvɛri ˈsuːðɪŋ/
Ромашковий чай дуже заспокоює.
"The alchemists sought to transmute lead into gold."
/ðə ˈælkəmɪsts sɔːt tuː trænsˈmjuːt liːd ˈɪntuː ɡoʊld/
Алхіміки прагнули перетворити свинець на золото.
"Garlic has been used as a natural remedy for centuries."
/ˈɡɑːrlɪk hæz bɪn juːzd æz ə ˈnætʃrəl ˈrɛmədi fɔːr ˈsɛntʃəriz/
Часник використовується як природний засіб протягом століть.
"If you get a scratch while hiking, you can crush a plantain leaf and apply it."
/ɪf juː ɡɛt ə skratʃ waɪl ˈhaɪkɪŋ, juː kæn krʌʃ ə ˈplæn.tɪn liːf ænd əˈplaɪ ɪt/
Якщо ви подряпаєтесь під час походу, ви можете розтерти листок подорожника і прикласти його.
"A cup of peppermint tea is excellent for digestion."
/ə kʌp əv ˈpɛpərmɪnt tiː ɪz ˈɛksələnt fɔːr dɪˈdʒɛstʃən/
Чашка м'ятного чаю чудово підходить для травлення.
"In spring, many people collect nettle leaves to make a nutritious soup."
/ɪn sprɪŋ, ˈmɛni ˈpiːpl kəˈlɛkt ˈnɛtl liːvz tuː meɪk ə nuːˈtrɪʃəs suːp/
Навесні багато людей збирають листя кропиви, щоб приготувати поживний суп.
Вступне Слово: Про "Невиліковну Правдивість"
Monday, 15 December 2025 04:12The chief beauty of this book lies not so much in its literary style, or in the extent and usefulness of the information it conveys, as in its simple truthfulness. Its pages form the record of events that really happened. All that has been done is to colour them; and, for this, no extra charge has been made. George and Harris and Montmorency are not poetic ideals, but things of flesh and blood—especially George, who weighs about twelve stone. Other works may excel this in dept of thought and knowledge of human nature: other books may rival it in originality and size; but, for hopeless and incurable veracity, nothing yet discovered can surpass it. This, more than all its other charms, will, it is felt, make the volume precious in the eye of the earnest reader; and will lend additional weight to the lesson that the story teaches.
/ðə tʃiːf ˈbjuːti əv ðɪs bʊk laɪz nɒt soʊ mʌtʃ ɪn ɪts ˈlɪtərəri staɪl, ɔːr ɪn ðɪ ɪkˈstɛnt ænd ˈjuːsfəlnəs əv ðɪ ˌɪnfərˈmeɪʃən ɪt kənˈveɪz, æz ɪn ɪts ˈsɪmpl trjuːθfəlnəs. ɪts ˈpeɪdʒɪz fɔːrm ðə ˈrɛkərd əv ɪˈvɛnts ðæt ˈrɪəli ˈhæpənd. ɔːl ðæt hæz bɪn dʌn ɪz tuː ˈkʌlər ðɛm; ænd, fɔːr ðɪs, noʊ ˈɛkstrə tʃɑːrdʒ hæz bɪn meɪd. dʒɔːrdʒ ænd ˈhærɪs ænd ˌmɒntməˈrɛnsi ɑːr nɒt poʊˈɛtɪk aɪˈdiːəlz, bət θɪŋz əv flɛʃ ænd blʌd—ɪˈspɛʃəli dʒɔːrdʒ, huː weɪz əˈbaʊt twɛlv stoʊn. ˈʌðər wɜːrks meɪ ɪkˈsɛl ðɪs ɪn dɛpθ əv θɔːt ænd ˈnɒlɪdʒ əv ˈhjuːmən ˈneɪtʃər: ˈʌðər bʊks meɪ ˈraɪvəl ɪt ɪn ərɪˈdʒɪnəlɪti ænd saɪz; bət, fɔːr ˈhoʊpləs ænd ɪnˈkjʊrəbəl vɛrˈæsɪti, ˈnʌθɪŋ jɛt dɪˈskʌvərd kæn sərˈpæs ɪt. ðɪs, mɔːr ðæn ɔːl ɪts ˈʌðər tʃɑːrmz, wɪl, ɪt ɪz fɛlt, meɪk ðə ˈvɒljum ˈprɛʃəs ɪn ði aɪ əv ði ˈɜːrnɪst ˈriːdər; ænd wɪl lɛnd əˈdɪʃənəl weɪt tuː ðə ˈlɛsn ðæt ðə ˈstɔːri ˈtiːtʃɪz./
Головна краса цієї книги полягає не стільки в її літературному стилі чи в обсязі та корисності інформації, яку вона передає, скільки в її простій правдивості. Її сторінки являють собою запис подій, які відбулися насправді. Усе, що було зроблено, це їх трохи прикрашено; і за це додаткова плата не стягувалася. Джордж, Гарріс і Монморансі — це не поетичні ідеали, а істоти з плоті та крові — особливо Джордж, який важить близько дванадцяти стоунів. Інші твори, можливо, перевершують цей за глибиною думки та знанням людської природи; інші книги можуть змагатися з ним в оригінальності та обсязі; але, що стосується безнадійної та невиліковної правдивості, ніщо ще не відкрите не може його перевершити. Саме це, більше ніж усі інші його принади, зробить, як ми вважаємо, цей том цінним в очах серйозного читача і додасть додаткової ваги уроку, який викладає ця історія.
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Сатира на Серйозність: Головний гумор полягає в протиставленні: Джером бере традиційний, урочистий тон, який використовували автори для опису своєї правдивості та глибини думки, і застосовує його до легковажної історії про трьох іпохондриків і собаку.
"Невиліковна правдивість" (Incurable veracity): Це класична фігура мови Джерома. Правдивість тут подана як хвороба або недолік, а не перевага. Це висміює вікторіанське суспільство, яке надмірно цінувало серйозність та "моральні уроки" в літературі.
Джордж і "Стоуни": Згадка, що Джордж "важить близько дванадцяти стоунів" (близько 76 кг), підкреслює, що ці "герої" — звичайна, дуже реальна (і важка) плоть і кров. Стоун (stone) — британська одиниця ваги, що додає тексту місцевого колориту.
"Прикрашання без додаткової плати": Фраза "All that has been done is to colour them; and, for this, no extra charge has been made" (Усе, що було зроблено, це їх трохи прикрашено; і за це додаткова плата не стягувалася) — це пряма гра зі словом: автор визнає, що він прикрашав факти, але іронічно запевняє, що це не вплинуло на вартість книги.
/ðə tʃiːf ˈbjuːti əv ðɪs bʊk laɪz nɒt soʊ mʌtʃ ɪn ɪts ˈlɪtərəri staɪl, ɔːr ɪn ðɪ ɪkˈstɛnt ænd ˈjuːsfəlnəs əv ðɪ ˌɪnfərˈmeɪʃən ɪt kənˈveɪz, æz ɪn ɪts ˈsɪmpl trjuːθfəlnəs. ɪts ˈpeɪdʒɪz fɔːrm ðə ˈrɛkərd əv ɪˈvɛnts ðæt ˈrɪəli ˈhæpənd. ɔːl ðæt hæz bɪn dʌn ɪz tuː ˈkʌlər ðɛm; ænd, fɔːr ðɪs, noʊ ˈɛkstrə tʃɑːrdʒ hæz bɪn meɪd. dʒɔːrdʒ ænd ˈhærɪs ænd ˌmɒntməˈrɛnsi ɑːr nɒt poʊˈɛtɪk aɪˈdiːəlz, bət θɪŋz əv flɛʃ ænd blʌd—ɪˈspɛʃəli dʒɔːrdʒ, huː weɪz əˈbaʊt twɛlv stoʊn. ˈʌðər wɜːrks meɪ ɪkˈsɛl ðɪs ɪn dɛpθ əv θɔːt ænd ˈnɒlɪdʒ əv ˈhjuːmən ˈneɪtʃər: ˈʌðər bʊks meɪ ˈraɪvəl ɪt ɪn ərɪˈdʒɪnəlɪti ænd saɪz; bət, fɔːr ˈhoʊpləs ænd ɪnˈkjʊrəbəl vɛrˈæsɪti, ˈnʌθɪŋ jɛt dɪˈskʌvərd kæn sərˈpæs ɪt. ðɪs, mɔːr ðæn ɔːl ɪts ˈʌðər tʃɑːrmz, wɪl, ɪt ɪz fɛlt, meɪk ðə ˈvɒljum ˈprɛʃəs ɪn ði aɪ əv ði ˈɜːrnɪst ˈriːdər; ænd wɪl lɛnd əˈdɪʃənəl weɪt tuː ðə ˈlɛsn ðæt ðə ˈstɔːri ˈtiːtʃɪz./
Головна краса цієї книги полягає не стільки в її літературному стилі чи в обсязі та корисності інформації, яку вона передає, скільки в її простій правдивості. Її сторінки являють собою запис подій, які відбулися насправді. Усе, що було зроблено, це їх трохи прикрашено; і за це додаткова плата не стягувалася. Джордж, Гарріс і Монморансі — це не поетичні ідеали, а істоти з плоті та крові — особливо Джордж, який важить близько дванадцяти стоунів. Інші твори, можливо, перевершують цей за глибиною думки та знанням людської природи; інші книги можуть змагатися з ним в оригінальності та обсязі; але, що стосується безнадійної та невиліковної правдивості, ніщо ще не відкрите не може його перевершити. Саме це, більше ніж усі інші його принади, зробить, як ми вважаємо, цей том цінним в очах серйозного читача і додасть додаткової ваги уроку, який викладає ця історія.
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Сатира на Серйозність: Головний гумор полягає в протиставленні: Джером бере традиційний, урочистий тон, який використовували автори для опису своєї правдивості та глибини думки, і застосовує його до легковажної історії про трьох іпохондриків і собаку.
"Невиліковна правдивість" (Incurable veracity): Це класична фігура мови Джерома. Правдивість тут подана як хвороба або недолік, а не перевага. Це висміює вікторіанське суспільство, яке надмірно цінувало серйозність та "моральні уроки" в літературі.
Джордж і "Стоуни": Згадка, що Джордж "важить близько дванадцяти стоунів" (близько 76 кг), підкреслює, що ці "герої" — звичайна, дуже реальна (і важка) плоть і кров. Стоун (stone) — британська одиниця ваги, що додає тексту місцевого колориту.
"Прикрашання без додаткової плати": Фраза "All that has been done is to colour them; and, for this, no extra charge has been made" (Усе, що було зроблено, це їх трохи прикрашено; і за це додаткова плата не стягувалася) — це пряма гра зі словом: автор визнає, що він прикрашав факти, але іронічно запевняє, що це не вплинуло на вартість книги.
Three Men in a Boat
Monday, 15 December 2025 04:03I had a slight cold, and half an hour to spare, and I thought I would just run down and see what was the proper medicine for it.
/aɪ hæd ə slaɪt koʊld, ænd hɑːf ən ˈaʊər tuː spɛər, ænd aɪ θɔːt aɪ wʊd dʒəst rʌn daʊn ænd siː wɒt wəz ðə ˈprɒpər ˈmɛdɪsɪn fɔːr ɪt/
У мене була легка застуда і пів години вільного часу, і я подумав, що просто забіжу подивитися, які правильні ліки від неї.
Пояснення та Гумор: Контраст між "легкою застудою" та необхідністю звертатися до величезного медичного довідника в найважливішій бібліотеці країни підкреслює іпохондричну одержимість оповідача. Фраза "proper medicine" (правильні ліки) висміює віру в те, що існує єдиний, ідеально науковий засіб для будь-якої дрібниці, і його потрібно шукати в наукових джерелах.
/aɪ hæd ə slaɪt koʊld, ænd hɑːf ən ˈaʊər tuː spɛər, ænd aɪ θɔːt aɪ wʊd dʒəst rʌn daʊn ænd siː wɒt wəz ðə ˈprɒpər ˈmɛdɪsɪn fɔːr ɪt/
У мене була легка застуда і пів години вільного часу, і я подумав, що просто забіжу подивитися, які правильні ліки від неї.
Пояснення та Гумор: Контраст між "легкою застудою" та необхідністю звертатися до величезного медичного довідника в найважливішій бібліотеці країни підкреслює іпохондричну одержимість оповідача. Фраза "proper medicine" (правильні ліки) висміює віру в те, що існує єдиний, ідеально науковий засіб для будь-якої дрібниці, і його потрібно шукати в наукових джерелах.
GO MOUSE! FUCK THAT THANG!
Sunday, 14 December 2025 19:15Still haven't checked my DW inbox in .... almost a month. I work 100+ hours the rest of this month, and I'm squeezing in my rebrand too. I'm MORE THAN HALFWAY done. I'm scared I won't be finished by January, since I only have 5 days off this year. I will be busy on Christmas. I squeezed a page in this morning while running on 5 hours of sleep!
Also, Ivy has a new FEH alt! I'm glad it's Christmas themed, I associated Christmas with my fucktard ex and have a better association with it now.
Also, Ivy has a new FEH alt! I'm glad it's Christmas themed, I associated Christmas with my fucktard ex and have a better association with it now.
Replaced image for Game Awards post
Sunday, 14 December 2025 14:11I saved this image, used for the first version of the preview image for 'The Last of Us' wins Best Adaptation at The Game Awards, then decided to replace it with one I liked better.


















